Come-on, don’t blush. Don’t turn the page. Just pretend you are reading the ‘other’ column. After all, you never know what you may learn. If you don’t learn anything, at the very least, you will have confirmation that You Know It All! In either case, you will walk away with a smile on your face. And smiling alone should help you look better than before, no matter how good you looked to begin with…
What a title! ‘Sex and the Beauty’. Do the beauties really get more sex? And what am I doing writing about sex in a beauty column?
Not to disregard or diminish the importance of my ‘tips and tricks’ regarding creams, lotions and other ways to improve one’s looks, there is one component to looking great that can’t be bought in a department store, or at the supermarket (Maybe it can be bought, but we won’t go there right now.) Just for the record, I don’t care what anyone says, Sex Does Help You Look Great!
You don’t have to look far. Think of your friends. Are they pretty, average, or gorgeous? Now, think outside the box. Think of them as to how they look on certain days. Is there a sparkle in their eyes? Do they walk more erect (you know what I am referring to!)? Think of the commercials about ‘male enhancement,’ does the image portrayed by those actors correctly represent how we feel? Yes! Yes! Yes! This is not to say that the look on those actors’ faces is a result of the ‘magic pill,’ but it does represent how we feel and look after our intimate encounters.
It has been proven over and over that sex extends (excuse the pun) and improves the quality of life. Dare I say it also improves ones’ looks? You know what I am talking about. You can tell when someone has a healthy sex life, you don’t have to read about them in a column, it is written all over their faces.
Now, for my very bold ‘instant beauty’ tip directed primarily at all the lovely ladies who have considered plastic surgery but have not yet taken that leap. All you ‘open minded’ and ‘free spirited’ ladies – think ‘Missionary’ (‘position’ of course) Remember as your gently lay your head on the pillow, floor or table, gravity takes over and magically all the fine lines and wrinkles suddenly disappear and you will look at least 10 years younger.
What do you think? Do the beautiful people get more sex? Or, do the people who get more sex look more beautiful? I’d love to hear from you, share your thoughts with our readers by emailing me at: firstname.lastname@example.org.